I first saw the following critique of a restaurant in one of my favourite autobiographies - Freud Ego by Clement Freud (now priced I see on Amazon at a modest £175 and I have a signed copy!) I have since seen the review somewhere else but I can't quite remember where.
Here goes with the shortest, pithiest and without doubt funniest, restaurant review I have ever read.
"If the soup had been as warm as the champagne, the champagne as old as the chicken, and the chicken as plump as the waitress, then it would have been adequate."
Here goes with the shortest, pithiest and without doubt funniest, restaurant review I have ever read.
"If the soup had been as warm as the champagne, the champagne as old as the chicken, and the chicken as plump as the waitress, then it would have been adequate."
2 comments:
He was always a very dry, witty man
that's hilarious!!
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